Lentil Epicenter

Wednesday night, 11:54pm.  About ready for bed, and rummaging through my kitchen cabinet for a rubber band.  Not even sure now why I needed a rubber band, but I wanted one.  Bad.  I began digging through bags of nuts and grains, blindly sticking my hand into the back looking for my little baggie of rubber bands and twistie ties, when all of a sudden...

WOMP WOMP.  What is that?  An infestation of ants?  No, no, just half a pound of lentils ALL OVER MY FLOOR.  I managed to knock over the plastic container of lentils and they ended up all over the place.  UGH it was such a mess.  It was funny too, but mostly sad because I was really ready for bed.  That little empty space near the, um, lentil epicenter is where I was standing.  Sad day.  So I got my trusty dustpan and sweepie brush and cleaned it all up.  Tada!

So sad :(  I debated keeping them and washing them (?) but our kitchen floor is in desperate need of cleaning.  I wasn't taking my chances with the varied types of nastiness that might be lurking there.